| oooooooooops. |
| Thursday, 06.25.09 at 11:41 pm | No Comments |
“forgot this pillar’s existence”
| yes please, thank you. |
| Thursday, 05.14.09 at 10:14 am | No Comments |
| Jesus loves you and me, and dumb blondes too. |
| Wednesday, 04.22.09 at 11:10 pm | 1 Comment |
DB: (points at table deco) did you turn the lights on this morning?
Smarty Pants : no.
DB: (puzzled. in her own world.)
SP: (puzzled.)
DB: Oh that’s right. It was turned off last night so someone must’ve turned it on this morning.
SP: (what a genius!) oh ok.
DB: It’s just that they’re my lights and I don’t want to let the batteries run for too long.
SP: (doubtful, but it was a sincere question!) Does it run on batteries? I thought they just run on electricity.
DB: Do they not? Wait a minute.. How do the batteries work?
SP: I think they just run on electricity. Without batteries.
| oops. |
| Wednesday, 04.22.09 at 6:28 pm | No Comments |
You know you are truly being looked after when things don’t go missing.
Lesson of the day: no racing on flat escalators!
| blindness. |
| Sunday, 04.05.09 at 6:58 pm | No Comments |
Matt 15:14 – If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.
I appreciate your kindness and sincerity.
but no, thank you.
| marry. |
| Wednesday, 04.01.09 at 2:52 pm | No Comments |
bling it on.
| crater. |
| Tuesday, 03.31.09 at 12:23 pm | No Comments |
I had only noticed the depth of the cut when the sponge was soaked in red. So I put down the remaining dishes to admire the wound – such a work of art haha.
A short while later i found myself feeling nauseated. Funny, I’ve never had issues with the sight of gore nor blood in the past.
Within the next few minutes my head felt light, my ears started to hum and my vision was filled with white stars. Realising what these symptoms meant I dashed to the couch in disbelief.
Those 20 steps from the kitchen to the living never felt further. I almost tripped over the guitar but thank God I landed safely on the cushion.
I so could not believe that I had passed out a for good few minutes from seeing blood.
Well, the bleeding stopped. But I could not find the piece of flesh. It probably went down the sink. :( Read more..
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